idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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