cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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