Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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