? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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