Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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