I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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