I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
