i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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