hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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