I'm so fucking centered right now
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
