Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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