Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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