Someone shit on the floor
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
