Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it was like eating out sand paper
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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