walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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