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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool

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(208): View more from Idaho

can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?

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(913): View more from Kansas

The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.

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(727): View more from Florida

This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.

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(817): View more from Texas

Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello

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(251): View more from Alabama

Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.

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Not my cup of tea

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(315): View more from New York

You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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(702): View more from Nevada

It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related

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