If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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