Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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