But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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