Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize