Say something about gay babies.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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