Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
