Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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