D3 body, D1 cock
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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