Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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