Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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