Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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