So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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