Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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