Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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