It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
