I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
now i know why i became what i already was.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Just pee around me
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
