Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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