it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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