some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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