I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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