You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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