I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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