ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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