If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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