walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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