Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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