what if I'm pregnant?
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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
do nipples grow back?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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