When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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