I wish you could order shots online.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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