Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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