so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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