What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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