If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Randomize
