girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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