ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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