She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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