Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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