What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize
