Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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