Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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